It’s a cheerful, cosy and welcoming place, the clientele all rather well-heeled. Chislehurst is only thirty minutes from London Bridge after all, and all around are houses verging on the enormous. Downstairs at Bank is the wine bar, while upstairs where once Mr Mainwaring lectured you about your overdraft is the main restaurant.

Perhaps not the ideal place for a first date with a vegan, Fazenda focuses on meat, meat and more meat in the way that only South Americans know how.